PATIENCE GRASSHOPPERS.

cosmic-nine-year-old:

once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective “aaawww im so sorry”

and then i hear some girl whisper from the back “you’re halfway to becoming batman”

AND THAT IS HOW I MET ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS MORAL OF THE STORY IS IF YOU USE BLACK HUMOUR I WILL LOVE YOU

(via pizza)

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

(via c4seyyyyy)

hannibros:

baruchsbalthamos:

FIRST PROMO IMAGE OF THE 12TH DOCTOR LEAKED

Dwayne the Doc Johnson

(via phatjesuz)